The funniest thought I have had all day:
"My left foot has slept more this week than I have."
It was one of those it's funny because it's true type of thoughts. I have had serious sleep issues for the past few months. I think it goes in spurts. For awhile I was a successful sleeper...meaning I could lay down when I was tired and shortly thereafter I would fall asleep and not wake up until my alarm went off. Now, I become tired around 5 pm, but since I am far from the age of 79, I feel odd going to sleep that early. Instead, I just mope around for 5 or 6 hours until a "normal" sleep time rolls around. Usually by that time I have stored up large amounts of energy from my mopefest that I am wide awake and unable to fall asleep. I have heard that the more activities a person does in bed, the harder it becomes for that person to fall asleep. The rule of thumb is that the only activities that should be done in bed are sleeping and boning. Well, since boning is unfortunately out of the question, I had to add another activity to my "allowed in bed list"...watching TV. Well, in my head watching TV goes hand in hand with snacking. So really watching TV and snacking is just one activity....or so I thought. Either the rule of thumb is wrong, and you can't do more than one thing in bed OR I am wrong and watching TV and snacking are two different activities.
Solution: Loverboy moves closer to me (or in the same place as me) and we swap watching TV/snacking for boning. It's a win-win-win situation (laugh if you've seen that episode of The Office).
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lol.. TOO DAMN FUNNY.. and actually if you have to cut out one it should be TV.... watch on the couch then go upstairs... it gets your head going too much... And this is coming from me.. a certified insomniac!
LOL!:o)
If it were up to husband Andy I would be going to bed at 9:00 and like you said, it seems way too early for me to be heading for bed. If it were so that we could have "fun" I'd think about it but he's so random about it that I refuse to be tricked!
omg you are too funny.....i am so sleep deprived anymore be it whatever but i cant sleep so this is what i do..i go to clean and then BAM i sleep
Pokey and Gigi-thanks for the suggestions. I'll keep them in mind the next time I roll over and see 2am on the clock.
Bee-I am really enjoying the picture you painted in my head of a wife after having "fun" with her husband saying, "Hey, wait a minute, you tricked me!" Heeheehee.
ROFLMAO. I have never laughed soooo dang hard in my whole life. I wish I could say I have trouble falling asleep but after chasing the babies all day I pass out.
I truly believe snacking and t.v. are on activity. It's called snaTVcking.
And an a probably way to much 411 note...boning makes me wide awake after. Therefore I do not find that it helps in the sleep department ;-)
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