Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Life Lesson #239 and a Bit O' Good News!

Life Lesson #239:

Always Always Always open the inside of a public bathroom door with a paper towel or something "protective" between your hand and the handle. Most women do not wash their hands after using the facilities. There are also women who wash their hands then sneeze in them, but since they just washed their hands they don't feel the need to do it again. I just witnessed this phenomenon. I was speechless.

Bit O' Good News:

During my lunch break I stopped at the bank and made my final car payment! I am now the [proud?] owner of a 2002 Hyundai Elantra! Yes, the check engine light is on, but it's MY check engine light now! Hooray! Unfortunately, balloons did not fall from the ceiling while I was standing at the counter. I really thought they would. Note to self: Next time I take out a loan for a car, do some research on banks prior to prioritize according to celebration tactics.

6 comments:

Bee said...

Dude, do you work in my frickin' office building or what???
You know, we (all the clean women) should all join forces and teach the other women a little bathroom Etiquette (hard word to spell, I had to type it on word and spell check it)!

Pokey Puppy said...

Lmao.. I would DEFINATLY do more research... and i know the feeling... I may drive a beast.. (see post on my page) but its MY beast.. and it may leak oil all over.. but its MY oil!!!

Pokey Puppy said...

umm... Gyps.... I was looking at your blogroll and noticed a new link.. I'm Feeling Lucky.... figured maybee it was a new great one ( i love to look at poeople on others blogrolls) and um.. its a porn site... who knows.. maybee you are into it.. butttt... not sure your blog roll is the place// lmao.. figured you might want to knwo

Gypsy Queen said...

Life Lesson #240: Do not assume Blogroller is looking out for your best interests. In the preferences section there is an option to add a link called I'm Feeling Lucky which is supposed to connect you to random Blogroll subscribers. It turns out porn sites now subscribe to Blogroll. I apologize to any of you that saw other people getting lucky. Pokey, I hope the kids were not around when you did that.

Gigi said...

OH my FREAKING god... gyps that is hilarious!! Just figured you might want to know. I actualy did it three times since i was so confused that it opened that.. and no ... fred and freida are still Lucky Free... lol

Anonymous said...

ROFL. The post was great and CONGRATS on owning your own car!! YEY!

The most hilarious thing though is the comments, blog rolling, and porn. OMG..ROFLMAO.