Wednesday, March 5, 2008
I Need Advice
What is a good way to say, "Bitch, you drank the rest of my milk and now I am pissed at you?" without turning the situation into a big situation?
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- Cut back on Diet Coke
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- Stop being a psycho girlfriend
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- Be mindful of my tone while talking to my family
- Learn to watch where I'm going...instead of looking everywhere else
- Learn how to prevent staining every white shirt
- Learn how to accept a compliment
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2 hit(s) to happiness:
Easy. Every time "bitch" is around begin to make a bowl of cereal and then say something like, "What the Hell! I swear I had milk left...damn mice!"
After about 25 times she should get it. If not...use mousetraps on the milk. Then she will definitely get it ;)
Save the carton and replace the contents with your anger. Then wait and snicker!!
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